1 00:00:24,233 --> 00:00:26,736 ♪ ...settin' fire to your paradise ♪ 2 00:00:26,819 --> 00:00:30,072 ♪ You better run and hide, baby, I know ♪ 3 00:00:30,156 --> 00:00:32,323 ♪ where you were last night ♪ 4 00:00:32,408 --> 00:00:34,744 ♪ So I'm lightin' up the sky ♪ 5 00:00:34,827 --> 00:00:37,621 ♪ settin' fire to your paradise ♪ 6 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:39,039 ♪ You ain't got no... 7 00:00:43,461 --> 00:00:45,021 Target is locked. 8 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:47,047 Wind speed, 2.4. 9 00:00:49,258 --> 00:00:50,259 Take the shot. 10 00:00:58,934 --> 00:01:01,103 Take the shot. 11 00:01:03,439 --> 00:01:04,565 Whiptail, take the shot. 12 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:10,821 Whiptail. Whiptail, no, 13 00:01:10,905 --> 00:01:12,299 what are you... For God's sake, Whiptail, get... 14 00:01:12,323 --> 00:01:14,033 Not... not again. 15 00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:27,254 ♪ You ain't got no, you ain't got no ♪ 16 00:01:27,338 --> 00:01:29,673 ♪ you ain't got no alibi ♪ 17 00:01:29,757 --> 00:01:32,468 ♪ You ain't got no, you ain't got no ♪ 18 00:01:32,551 --> 00:01:34,053 ♪ you ain't got no alibi ♪ 19 00:01:35,554 --> 00:01:38,015 Your brother sends his regards. 20 00:01:41,477 --> 00:01:43,312 Ah. 21 00:01:49,318 --> 00:01:52,154 The ski instructor! 22 00:02:23,269 --> 00:02:24,436 Aah! 23 00:02:40,911 --> 00:02:42,288 Aah! 24 00:03:18,908 --> 00:03:19,992 Come on! 25 00:03:40,012 --> 00:03:41,138 Beginner's luck. 26 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:45,768 -Same again? -Hi. Yeah. 27 00:03:45,851 --> 00:03:47,728 Uh, eight. 28 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:49,355 Or nine. 29 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:05,037 The Germans call that Brüderschaft. 30 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:06,914 Brotherhood. 31 00:04:07,957 --> 00:04:09,083 You speak German. 32 00:04:10,542 --> 00:04:11,752 A little. 33 00:04:13,295 --> 00:04:14,797 Uh... 34 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:16,382 I finish at 2:00. 35 00:04:42,324 --> 00:04:43,450 Holy shit. 36 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:46,370 What did you say you did for a living? 37 00:04:47,913 --> 00:04:49,123 I'm an accountant. 38 00:04:54,503 --> 00:04:55,754 So... 39 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:58,132 can I call you? 40 00:04:59,675 --> 00:05:01,051 Absolutely not. 41 00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:17,359 Who the fuck are you? 42 00:05:17,443 --> 00:05:19,278 "Who the fuck am I?" 43 00:05:19,361 --> 00:05:20,904 Great question. 44 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:24,324 The passport in my bag says "Judith Burton, forensic accountant," 45 00:05:24,408 --> 00:05:27,745 a job so confusing-sounding and potentially boring, 46 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:29,872 no one ever asks any follow-up questions. 47 00:05:29,955 --> 00:05:33,876 But I have ID badges from the FBI, the CIA, 48 00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:35,961 MI6, Special Ops. 49 00:05:36,045 --> 00:05:37,965 If your country has a military intelligence unit, 50 00:05:38,047 --> 00:05:39,715 I have a badge that claims I work there. 51 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:49,558 My name is Whiptail, 52 00:05:49,641 --> 00:05:51,435 and I kill people for a living. 53 00:05:58,108 --> 00:06:00,128 This report said about the blood spattering... 54 00:06:00,152 --> 00:06:01,612 the angle that the knife went in... 55 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,173 -there was one thing that they. -Yeah. 56 00:06:03,197 --> 00:06:04,466 -Hadn't considered. -Oh, my gosh, what? 57 00:06:04,490 --> 00:06:05,741 He was left-handed. 58 00:06:05,824 --> 00:06:08,243 He was left-handed. 59 00:06:10,621 --> 00:06:13,624 An Austrian ski resort was shocked this morning by... 60 00:06:17,586 --> 00:06:19,046 Damn it. 61 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:24,319 You'll never fit in there, luv. 62 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:30,641 Come on, come on. 63 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:32,433 Come on... 64 00:06:33,602 --> 00:06:34,853 Ooh... 65 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:37,397 Christ. 66 00:06:37,481 --> 00:06:39,525 Shit. 67 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:46,739 Ooh. 68 00:06:50,244 --> 00:06:51,578 Whoo. 69 00:07:03,298 --> 00:07:04,758 Hello, you. 70 00:07:04,842 --> 00:07:06,468 Hello, you. 71 00:07:06,552 --> 00:07:08,154 I'm just, um... Oh, you sound out of breath. 72 00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:10,222 -Parking? -Parking. Yeah. 73 00:07:10,305 --> 00:07:12,516 How are you? How's the accounting conference? 74 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:15,936 Uh, you know, boring, same old. 75 00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:19,106 Uh, I'm gonna be home in a while, so I'll be back for book club. 76 00:07:21,024 --> 00:07:22,067 U-Uh... 77 00:07:22,151 --> 00:07:23,861 I'm here. Listen, I-I can't talk. 78 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:25,445 I am on a mission. 79 00:07:25,529 --> 00:07:26,529 Good luck. 80 00:07:26,572 --> 00:07:28,991 If you see any of those lamps or those, um, 81 00:07:29,074 --> 00:07:30,492 actually, those copper pans, 82 00:07:30,576 --> 00:07:33,871 and, obviously, if there's a lovely apothecary cabinet... 83 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:35,473 I-I've got your list. I-I won't forget. 84 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:37,124 Listen, I really need to get 85 00:07:37,207 --> 00:07:39,168 -a good position. Love you. -I love you! 86 00:07:39,251 --> 00:07:40,794 Bye. 87 00:07:47,176 --> 00:07:49,178 Ladies and gents, welcome. 88 00:07:49,261 --> 00:07:51,722 Please do not panic. The antique warehouse 89 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:53,098 will open 90 00:07:53,182 --> 00:07:54,600 in a couple of minutes. 91 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:57,436 They just gave me two teas at the van by accident. 92 00:07:57,519 --> 00:08:00,147 Can't drink two teas. And it must be 93 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:02,316 horrible standing out in the cold, 94 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:04,318 so, thought maybe you'd like to have it. 95 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:10,616 Thanks, actually. 96 00:08:10,699 --> 00:08:12,242 Oh, you're most welcome. 97 00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:14,118 Mm. 98 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:17,539 If you were to guess, which of these doors you think he'd open first? 99 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:19,832 D. 100 00:08:19,917 --> 00:08:21,793 Thank you so much. 101 00:08:21,877 --> 00:08:23,003 Have a wonderful day, now. 102 00:08:23,086 --> 00:08:25,380 They've got a cracking Regency apothecary cabinet, 103 00:08:25,464 --> 00:08:27,716 and I tell you what... I'm not leaving without it. 104 00:08:31,345 --> 00:08:33,722 Hey, look, come on, we've been here ages. 105 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:41,020 Please, please, do not panic. Calm down. Calm down. 106 00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:42,648 Do not panic. 107 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:09,758 Fuck. 108 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:18,684 Who the hell is that? 109 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:20,894 Isn't that that MP's wife? 110 00:09:20,978 --> 00:09:23,814 "Who the hell is that?" 111 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,607 Great question, and yes, 112 00:09:25,691 --> 00:09:28,402 I am that MP's wife. 113 00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:30,279 David Claybourne, member of Parliament. 114 00:09:30,362 --> 00:09:32,906 I hope we can rely on your vote. 115 00:09:32,990 --> 00:09:35,200 I made law review at Yale, 116 00:09:35,284 --> 00:09:37,995 fell in love, moved to England, raised two grown-up children, 117 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:39,788 and am now single-handedly 118 00:09:39,871 --> 00:09:41,999 making that man the next prime minister. 119 00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:44,626 But I have a secret. 120 00:09:44,710 --> 00:09:46,545 One that would tear my life apart. 121 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:49,339 My name is Debbie Claybourne. 122 00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:51,049 It's book club tomorrow, 123 00:09:51,133 --> 00:09:53,135 and I haven't read the book. 124 00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:05,147 ♪ The street's a liar ♪ 125 00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:09,651 ♪ I'm gonna lure you into the dark ♪ 126 00:10:09,735 --> 00:10:13,155 ♪ My cold desire ♪ 127 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:17,159 ♪ to hear the boom, boom, boom of your heart ♪ 128 00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:21,705 ♪ The danger is I'm dangerous ♪ 129 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:24,666 ♪ And I might just tear you apart ♪ 130 00:10:25,751 --> 00:10:28,587 ♪ Oh, ah, oh ♪ 131 00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:31,506 ♪ I'm gonna catch ya ♪ 132 00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:33,467 ♪ I'm gonna get ya, get ya ♪ 133 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:35,469 ♪ Oh, ah, oh ♪ 134 00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:42,142 ♪ I wanna taste the way that you bleed, oh ♪ 135 00:10:45,771 --> 00:10:50,233 ♪ You're my kill of the ♪ 136 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:52,319 ♪ night ♪♪ 137 00:11:09,086 --> 00:11:10,629 There she is. 138 00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:13,131 You can just give me the name of the restaurant, Sam. 139 00:11:13,215 --> 00:11:16,093 You don't always have to give me the encrypted coordinates. 140 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:17,969 Please. Coordinates are protocol. 141 00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:23,141 Why am I here? 142 00:11:23,225 --> 00:11:25,685 Do I need a reason to see my favorite operative? 143 00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:27,229 So you're not cross? 144 00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:29,106 Cross? Why would I be cross? 145 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,400 Great. You're not cross. 146 00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:33,068 Of course I'm fucking cross. 147 00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:35,612 That sniper rifle has a range of a fucking kilometer, 148 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,864 but instead I've got a hundred eyewitnesses 149 00:11:37,948 --> 00:11:40,617 who saw a ski instructor stab a wanted criminal 150 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,536 to death with what... a machete? 151 00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:43,537 A steak knife. 152 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:44,913 A steak knife? 153 00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:46,832 What, it's like you want to get caught. 154 00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:48,834 You used to follow every plan, every 155 00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:51,878 company rule, to the letter. You were the fucking gold standard, 156 00:11:51,962 --> 00:11:53,922 and now everything you touch turns into chaos. 157 00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:56,007 The job gets done, you get paid, 158 00:11:56,091 --> 00:11:58,135 I get paid, the client's happy. 159 00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,595 Yeah, it's not the client you need to be worried about. 160 00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:03,223 The director has been reviewing your files. 161 00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:04,307 What, 'cause of one job? 162 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:05,517 Oh, it's not just one job. 163 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,936 Beirut, Brussels. 164 00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:10,230 Need I remind you what happened in Dubai? 165 00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:11,982 Need I remind you where I found you? 166 00:12:13,442 --> 00:12:16,361 Yeah, and I appreciate everything that you've done for me. 167 00:12:16,445 --> 00:12:18,530 But, seriously, what is going on with you? 168 00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:21,074 Is it because you're 50? 169 00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:22,784 I'm not 50. 170 00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:27,038 No, well, one of your aliases just turned 50. 171 00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:30,167 I can only imagine, an alias turning 50, that would spin anyone out. 172 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:34,838 My mum turned 50 last year, and she went absolutely insane. 173 00:12:36,465 --> 00:12:37,799 Anyway, um, 174 00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:40,719 we, um, got you a little gift. 175 00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:44,055 What the fuck is this? 176 00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:45,724 This is a Patek Philippe. 177 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:48,477 -Grand Complications... -Yes. 178 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:49,853 Why are you giving me a watch? 179 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:58,820 Is that a retirement gift? 180 00:12:58,904 --> 00:13:00,906 If-if you want it to be. 181 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,162 How many? 182 00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:09,789 -How many what? -Don't you dare be fucking coy. 183 00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:11,166 Three of the waiters are armed. 184 00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:13,293 The hostess has a revolver strapped to her thigh 185 00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:15,229 and the guy at the bar definitely didn't get those knuckles 186 00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:16,379 from his desk job. 187 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:17,547 Five. 188 00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:20,926 Fine, seven. 189 00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:23,595 Eight, genuinely. And they're only a precaution. 190 00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:27,015 Okay, obviously, I would like for us to both walk away unscathed, 191 00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:30,936 having calmly discussed the prospect of you stepping back. 192 00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:32,229 Absolutely not. 193 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,231 Right. Well, you're a W-O-A-C-A. 194 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,107 A-a what? 195 00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:37,734 A WOACA... a Woman Of A Certain Age. 196 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,695 And for whatever reason, if I had to guess, I would say it was 197 00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:42,989 you turning 50. You've started acting out, okay? 198 00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:44,658 And that is dangerous, for all of us. 199 00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:48,203 Is that my next assignment? 200 00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:49,913 'Cause I'm not going anywhere. 201 00:13:51,957 --> 00:13:55,418 Okay. A job came through requesting you. 202 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,420 The director said that you couldn't be trusted. 203 00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,339 I assured him you could do it perfectly, 204 00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:01,466 but I have really put my neck on the line here, 205 00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:03,051 so if you're gonna do this, 206 00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:05,762 there's no margin for error, no rule breaking. Okay? 207 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,389 Okay. 208 00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:15,814 Billy Donovan? I do war criminals. 209 00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:18,108 -I don't do crime syndicate jobs. -Right, well, we just 210 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,502 -agreed you were gonna do this one... -Crime... No. 211 00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:20,860 Fine. 212 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,031 Client needs a watertight alibi, 213 00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:26,950 so they want it done here, 214 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:28,952 at the gala for Water Relief, the charity 215 00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,680 the syndicate launders their money through. 216 00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:34,207 Nothing suspicious, so it's poison, 217 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:35,500 -heart attack. -Right. 218 00:14:35,584 --> 00:14:37,544 We both know that's a coward's game, poison. 219 00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:38,962 Where's the showmanship? 220 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,314 Right. This is what I'm saying, okay? 221 00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:43,091 From now on, there is no more showmanship. 222 00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:45,635 Whiptail, I'm serious. You need to do this job right 223 00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:47,012 or they are gonna... 224 00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:50,307 terminate... your contract. 225 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,851 Whiptail, this is your last chance. 226 00:14:56,605 --> 00:14:57,856 Happy birthday. 227 00:14:57,939 --> 00:14:59,149 Fuck you. 228 00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:03,111 And fuck you, too, Danny! 229 00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:05,739 -Aw, sorry, man, I needed the cash. -Prick. 230 00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:11,036 -Just take that, please. -Oh. Oh. 231 00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:12,287 God bless you. 232 00:15:28,637 --> 00:15:30,764 More shit we don't need. 233 00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,098 What is this? 234 00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:33,475 A trivet. 235 00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:36,728 Trivet. It's a piece of wood. What the hell is this pig? 236 00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:39,064 Ah, ah. That's for the transport bill. 237 00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:40,857 How's this for the transport bill? 238 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,859 That's on a need-to-know basis. 239 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,277 And right now, 240 00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:47,822 all you need to know is that I made you dinner. 241 00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:49,074 -Fish pie. -Mm. 242 00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:50,700 Macaroni. 243 00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:52,077 What would I do without you? 244 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,828 Starve. Oh, uh... 245 00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:55,455 -Wha... No. -Yes. 246 00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:57,683 You need to go over your speech for the transport bill. 247 00:15:57,707 --> 00:15:59,907 -Here are my notes. -More notes? I've already learnt it. 248 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,670 Do you want to be prime minister? 249 00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:03,963 Yes. 250 00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:06,591 So learn your speech and we'll go over it again tomorrow night. 251 00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:09,344 Oh, um... bit last minute. Um, 252 00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:11,322 tomorrow night, I was actually gonna go meet a client 253 00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:13,098 -at a charity do. -What charity? 254 00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:14,974 Uh, Water Relief. 255 00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:17,852 We're not patrons of Water Relief. 256 00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:19,813 No, I know. It's a... it's a-a business thing. 257 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,731 I'm trying to close a deal, and I'm not going 258 00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,668 in a political capacity, so you don't need to come. 259 00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:26,820 Everywhere you go in public, it's in a political capacity. 260 00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:28,488 What time does it start? 261 00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:29,781 8:00. 262 00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:31,944 I'll book the car for 7:00, make sure we're not late. 263 00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:33,993 Fine. 264 00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,560 ♪ Hey, yeah ♪ 265 00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:43,420 ♪ I wanna shoop, baby ♪ 266 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:46,005 -♪ Shoop ♪ -♪ Shoop ba-doop, shoop ba-doop ♪ 267 00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:48,466 ♪ Ooh, how you doing, baby? ♪ 268 00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:49,676 -♪ Shoop ♪ -♪ Shoop ba-doop ♪ 269 00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:51,428 ♪ No, not you ♪ 270 00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:53,304 ♪ You ♪ 271 00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:54,264 -♪ Shoop ♪ -♪ Shoop ba-doop ♪ 272 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:58,184 ♪ Damn, baby, that sounds sexy, uh ♪ 273 00:16:58,268 --> 00:17:00,562 -♪ Shoop ♪ -♪ Here I go, here I go, here I go again ♪ 274 00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:01,938 ♪ Girls, what's my weakness? ♪ 275 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,022 -♪ Men! ♪ -♪ Men ♪ 276 00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:05,608 ♪ Okay, then don't know how you do the voodoo that you do so ♪ 277 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,527 ♪ if you want to shoop, shoop, shoop ♪ 278 00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:09,612 ♪ Shoop ba-doop, shoop ba-doop ♪ 279 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:12,281 -Oh! -♪ Shoop ba-doop-a-doop-a-doop ♪ 280 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,075 ♪ Shoop ba-doop, shoop ba-doop... ♪ 281 00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:17,996 I was out there ages, waiting for the right bit. 282 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,290 Hi! 283 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,584 Ooh, good trivet. 284 00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:24,127 -Mm. -Oh, I love it. 285 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,211 It was this one 286 00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:26,463 -we liked, wasn't it? -Yes. 287 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:27,630 -Yes. -Thank you. 288 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:28,715 What is that? 289 00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:30,799 What is what? 290 00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:31,968 What is that, Deb? 291 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,137 -You promised. -I know. 292 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:35,388 The plot is just 293 00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:37,056 so tedious, and it's obvious 294 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:38,659 the girl is gonna turn out to be the killer. 295 00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:40,101 So you have read it, then. 296 00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:42,687 No, I guessed. It's so paint by numbers. 297 00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:44,731 These murder mysteries are all 298 00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:46,858 just so stupid. I mean, just go to the police. 299 00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:48,919 Well, if it's stupid, why did you suggest we read it? 300 00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:51,362 No, no, no, no, no. Please, please, please. 301 00:17:51,446 --> 00:17:52,947 I promise I will read it next time. 302 00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:54,032 -No. -Please. 303 00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:55,617 No. No. Mm-mm. 304 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:58,787 Okay. What if I got you this? 305 00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:00,538 The apothecary cabinet. 306 00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:02,749 No, you didn't. You're so sneaky. 307 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,421 Damn. 308 00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:11,174 -So, can I... -Oh, yes. 309 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:12,300 You're such an asshole. 310 00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:13,718 Thank you. 311 00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:17,138 ♪ Make you get hot, make you work up a sweat... 312 00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:19,599 It's really beautiful. Thank you. 313 00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:25,230 What's up? 314 00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:27,106 What? Nothing. 315 00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:28,983 Something's up. 316 00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:30,151 No, it's nothing. 317 00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:31,653 You're biting your nails again. 318 00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:33,404 -No. No. -You were half a second late 319 00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:35,114 -on your "Shoop Babys." -No, I wasn't. 320 00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:36,533 You were. 321 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:37,617 Just... 322 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,994 Now, what's going on? 323 00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:42,455 Work. 324 00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:44,249 But it'll, you know, I'll... 325 00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:45,875 I'll... sort it out. 326 00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:48,610 You want something to cheer you up? 327 00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:50,839 Always. 328 00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:52,298 Just that laugh. 329 00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:54,717 There is a terrible haircut in... 330 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,111 -Whose? -Wait, wait, stop. 331 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,554 -Don't look at it. -Whose is it? 332 00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,198 -You'll see it, but just don't look at it. -No, just... 333 00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:00,265 Shh. 334 00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:04,269 Do you know, I must have reread that last chapter 335 00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:06,145 three or four times. 336 00:19:06,229 --> 00:19:09,023 I just, I found it so moving. 337 00:19:09,107 --> 00:19:10,733 Oh, I totally agree. 338 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:11,985 I was almost in tears. 339 00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:13,361 The time she crosses 340 00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:15,488 that threshold and returns home, 341 00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:16,823 but she's different now 342 00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:18,408 and everything has changed. 343 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:21,619 And I find that such a powerful metaphor. 344 00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:23,663 In a way, I found it 345 00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:25,331 to be evocative of 346 00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:27,250 how class struggle is addressed 347 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,085 in the work of Jane Austen. 348 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,462 -Ooh. -Bravo. 349 00:19:31,546 --> 00:19:33,006 That's such a good insight. 350 00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:34,191 Brilliantly written. 351 00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:36,569 Darling, where's my nasal spray? 352 00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:37,677 In the drawer. 353 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:40,221 No, it's not there. I'm looking there. 354 00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:41,681 Look again. 355 00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:47,270 It's not here! 356 00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:50,273 Jesus Christ. Excuse me, ladies. 357 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,862 Any plans for tomorrow? 358 00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:57,780 Oh, I'm going to my spinning class. 359 00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,592 Oh, I've heard about this. 360 00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:01,743 -What's that? -Tell us more. 361 00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:03,953 Well, he sounds rather sw... 362 00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:06,205 Good night, take care. 363 00:20:06,289 --> 00:20:07,569 Good night. 364 00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:11,544 Thanks. 365 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:15,048 Did you find the nasal spray? 366 00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:20,386 It was in the drawer. Stop. 367 00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:21,512 I didn't say anything. 368 00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:22,597 You don't need 369 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:25,475 to say anything. You make it perfectly clear what you think. 370 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,060 You'd make a terrible spy. 371 00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:29,562 Look, this is just what 372 00:20:29,646 --> 00:20:32,315 25 years of marriage looks like, and you would know if... 373 00:20:34,525 --> 00:20:35,777 I didn't mean that. 374 00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,612 -Mm. -I-I'm just saying, you know, 375 00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:41,199 when you're in a longer-term relationship, 376 00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:42,992 you tend to fall into rhythms. 377 00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:46,537 It may seem mundane to you, but it's filled with love. 378 00:20:46,621 --> 00:20:47,830 And it's a partnership. 379 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,082 It's not. 380 00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:52,669 Deb, come on, it's all about David and his job. 381 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:55,755 His job is my job. It's not a job one person can do on their own. 382 00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:58,299 Well, it's not a job he could do. 383 00:20:58,383 --> 00:20:59,968 You could do it. Brilliantly. 384 00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:01,511 Look. 385 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:04,806 We have a real shot at David becoming prime minister 386 00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:06,224 -in a few years. -Yeah. 387 00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:07,725 Just think of what he can achieve, 388 00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:09,727 what I can achieve, when we get there. 389 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,608 Just because my dreams are different from yours 390 00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:17,318 doesn't mean they're unimportant. 391 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,279 Is that Little Women? 392 00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:23,157 Did you just quote Little Women at me 393 00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:25,660 and not think I would notice? 394 00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:28,204 I bet you haven't even read that book, either. 395 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,123 I grew up in America. Of course I read it. 396 00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:31,207 A long time ago. 397 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,935 -It was a long time ago. -And I saw the film, 398 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:35,086 both of them, thank you. 399 00:21:36,170 --> 00:21:37,922 Look, I'm, uh... 400 00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:43,011 I'm gonna go to bed. Tomorrow, I've got a... 401 00:21:43,094 --> 00:21:44,470 What? 402 00:21:44,554 --> 00:21:46,806 Oh. Is it something for David? 403 00:21:46,889 --> 00:21:48,683 Some political event? 404 00:21:49,851 --> 00:21:53,688 Actually, he's taking me out to dinner tomorrow night, just the two of us. 405 00:21:53,771 --> 00:21:54,981 Well. 406 00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:57,900 Well. 407 00:21:57,984 --> 00:21:59,986 That's me told. 408 00:22:00,069 --> 00:22:02,905 And if you bring it up again, I'm gonna chop off all your hair. 409 00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:04,449 Oh! 410 00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:06,242 Have we not talked about that? 411 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:07,925 -So bad. I... No. -What was she thinking? 412 00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:09,763 -I don't know. -And you were so obvious, staring at her. 413 00:22:09,787 --> 00:22:11,265 You were just like this the whole time. 414 00:22:11,289 --> 00:22:12,790 -I was not. -Yes, you were. 415 00:22:12,874 --> 00:22:14,667 -The whole time. -Like some kind 416 00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:16,377 of ginger muffin. 417 00:22:16,461 --> 00:22:19,213 I love you. 418 00:22:19,297 --> 00:22:21,174 Like a... like a stem... 419 00:22:24,427 --> 00:22:26,787 ♪ I ain't trying-a, yeah ♪ 420 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,532 ♪ ain't trying-a be cool like you ♪ 421 00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:30,349 ♪ wobblin' around in your high heel shoes ♪ 422 00:22:30,433 --> 00:22:32,226 ♪ I'm clumsy, made friends with the floor ♪ 423 00:22:32,310 --> 00:22:34,228 ♪ Two for one, you know a bitch buy four ♪ 424 00:22:34,312 --> 00:22:35,664 ♪ And two left feet, you know I always drop... 425 00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,940 Come on, come on. We got work to do. 426 00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:40,318 ♪ I'm the whole damn cake and the cherry on top ♪ 427 00:22:40,401 --> 00:22:41,587 ♪ Shook up the bottle, made a good girl pop ♪ 428 00:22:41,611 --> 00:22:43,488 ♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a boss ♪ 429 00:22:43,571 --> 00:22:45,615 ♪ I'm a bitch and a boss, I'm-a shine like gloss ♪ 430 00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:47,658 ♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a boss ♪ 431 00:22:47,742 --> 00:22:49,428 ♪ I'm a bitch and a boss, I'm-a shine like gloss... 432 00:22:49,452 --> 00:22:51,162 Hi, honey, it's Mom. 433 00:22:51,245 --> 00:22:53,164 I just saw on my weather app 434 00:22:53,247 --> 00:22:55,500 that it's gonna be cold where you are, 435 00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:57,960 and it's gonna snow in New York, so wrap up, okay? 436 00:22:58,044 --> 00:22:59,045 ♪ You been the before ♪ 437 00:22:59,128 --> 00:23:00,606 ♪ I been the stallion, you been the seahorse ♪ 438 00:23:00,630 --> 00:23:02,470 ♪ Don't need a report, don't need a press run ♪ 439 00:23:02,507 --> 00:23:04,342 ♪ All of my bad pics been all my best ones ♪ 440 00:23:04,425 --> 00:23:05,625 ♪ I wear the hat and I wear... 441 00:23:05,676 --> 00:23:08,471 They paid way too much for that. 442 00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:10,515 Oh, they paid way too much for that. 443 00:23:10,598 --> 00:23:11,784 ♪ Don't be mad 'cause you had the chance ♪ 444 00:23:11,808 --> 00:23:14,685 ♪ Drop, said I took it and I ran for it, I won it... 445 00:23:14,769 --> 00:23:16,646 -Hi. -No, no, no, no, no, no. 446 00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:18,648 I have no time for the transport bill. 447 00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:21,901 I am not here about the transport bill. 448 00:23:21,984 --> 00:23:24,237 I was just passing this antiques shop, 449 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:26,114 and look what I saw in the window. 450 00:23:26,197 --> 00:23:28,032 ♪ I'm-a shine like gloss... 451 00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:29,492 Oh, boy. 452 00:23:31,035 --> 00:23:32,411 Zambian terra-cotta. 453 00:23:32,495 --> 00:23:34,205 I don't have one of these in my collection. 454 00:23:34,288 --> 00:23:35,331 Oh, really? 455 00:23:35,998 --> 00:23:38,668 ♪ I'm a boss, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a boss... 456 00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:40,586 While I'm here, 457 00:23:40,670 --> 00:23:42,839 what were you saying about the transport bill? 458 00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:44,590 ♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a boss ♪ 459 00:23:44,674 --> 00:23:46,610 ♪ I'm a bitch and a boss, I'm-a shine like gloss ♪ 460 00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:48,427 ♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a boss ♪ 461 00:23:48,511 --> 00:23:51,139 ♪ I'm a bitch and a boss, I'm-a shine like gloss ♪♪ 462 00:24:03,526 --> 00:24:04,735 Can I help you? 463 00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:08,507 Was you looking to get those shoes repaired? 464 00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:09,532 No. 465 00:24:10,616 --> 00:24:12,696 I was looking for something a little more specialist. 466 00:24:14,287 --> 00:24:16,539 Oh, yeah? And who's asking? 467 00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:21,878 Whiptail's asking. Show some goddamn respect. 468 00:24:24,505 --> 00:24:25,756 You're Whiptail? 469 00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:29,635 Like, the Whiptail? Holy shit. 470 00:24:29,719 --> 00:24:31,971 This is my girl Queenie. 471 00:24:32,054 --> 00:24:33,934 -She's taking over from me. -We're going through 472 00:24:34,015 --> 00:24:36,684 a bit of a management transition phase right now, 473 00:24:36,767 --> 00:24:39,979 but, listen, I have got bare ideas for expansion, 474 00:24:40,062 --> 00:24:41,647 so just come with me, yeah? 475 00:24:41,731 --> 00:24:43,566 Bare ideas? 476 00:24:43,649 --> 00:24:44,734 Fuck's sake. 477 00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:49,113 So, we'll still be doing passports, of course. 478 00:24:49,197 --> 00:24:51,449 We are cobblers, that's our bread and butter, 479 00:24:51,532 --> 00:24:53,075 but then we've got guns, 480 00:24:53,159 --> 00:24:55,244 we got knives, we got 481 00:24:55,328 --> 00:24:58,080 crossbows, I mean, ID badges. 482 00:24:58,164 --> 00:25:00,541 And then wait, actually, look at this, yeah? 483 00:25:02,084 --> 00:25:03,586 You go like this. 484 00:25:07,298 --> 00:25:09,300 Haven't quite worked out the mechanism 485 00:25:09,383 --> 00:25:10,583 -for that one yet. -Impressive. 486 00:25:11,469 --> 00:25:13,262 I was actually looking for this. 487 00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:18,434 Poison? 488 00:25:19,143 --> 00:25:20,436 It was nonnegotiable. 489 00:25:21,562 --> 00:25:23,439 Uh, yeah. 490 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:24,899 I can sort that. 491 00:25:24,982 --> 00:25:28,027 What do you want, like, ten grams, 20 grams? Is he, like, a b... 492 00:25:29,153 --> 00:25:31,072 Sorry. 493 00:25:31,155 --> 00:25:32,907 No questions asked. 494 00:25:32,990 --> 00:25:34,325 Ever again. 495 00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:37,286 I'll put it on your account. 496 00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:40,498 Yeah, thank you. So, um... 497 00:25:40,581 --> 00:25:42,124 are you retiring? 498 00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:45,044 Soon. Not quite yet. 499 00:25:45,127 --> 00:25:47,630 But I don't know if someone offered me a Patek Philippe 500 00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:50,132 I'd be brave enough to turn it down. 501 00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:54,011 News travels fast. 502 00:25:54,095 --> 00:25:56,222 Honor amongst thieves, 503 00:25:56,305 --> 00:25:58,099 gossip amongst assassins. 504 00:26:14,824 --> 00:26:15,866 She just left. 505 00:26:15,950 --> 00:26:18,494 -What did she buy? -220 milligrams of aconite. 506 00:26:19,453 --> 00:26:20,454 10-4. 507 00:26:20,538 --> 00:26:22,748 10-4? All right, Captain America. 508 00:26:22,832 --> 00:26:24,250 That's just radio protocol. 509 00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:25,584 Radio protocol? 510 00:26:25,668 --> 00:26:27,128 Better say all my numbers correct. 511 00:26:27,211 --> 00:26:28,296 -Who is it? -Just Sam. 512 00:26:28,379 --> 00:26:29,547 No, don't say my real name. 513 00:26:29,630 --> 00:26:30,816 What do you want me to call you? 514 00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:32,717 Have you got a special code name like "Blades" 515 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:34,635 -or something? -No. Just, oh, my God, shut up. 516 00:26:34,719 --> 00:26:36,679 Bye, Blades. 517 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:43,769 Uh, this is Water Relief's annual gala. 518 00:26:43,853 --> 00:26:46,439 They've been in operation for six years. 519 00:26:46,522 --> 00:26:51,277 Very fancy party for running a nonprofit for six years. 520 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:53,029 Oh. Anyway, management 521 00:26:53,112 --> 00:26:54,464 changed hands late last year, 522 00:26:54,488 --> 00:26:55,966 so these are the key figures you should be looking at... 523 00:26:55,990 --> 00:26:57,992 Honey, you should get that. Who is it? 524 00:26:58,075 --> 00:26:59,785 No, no, no. 525 00:26:59,869 --> 00:27:00,953 A lawyer? 526 00:27:01,037 --> 00:27:02,477 Oh, it's a... it's a business thing. 527 00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:05,875 But that's a family lawyer. Why is a family lawyer calling you? 528 00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:08,419 Um... Well, I, uh... 529 00:27:08,502 --> 00:27:10,129 I, um... 530 00:27:11,881 --> 00:27:13,758 think we should get a divorce. 531 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:20,848 Is this a joke? 532 00:27:20,931 --> 00:27:23,726 Yeah, this isn't-this isn't how I wanted to tell you, 533 00:27:23,809 --> 00:27:26,354 but, um, yeah, I've been thinking about it for a while. 534 00:27:26,437 --> 00:27:28,439 You know, uh, we've had a good innings, 535 00:27:28,522 --> 00:27:31,984 but the kids are grown and we're moving in different directions. 536 00:27:32,068 --> 00:27:34,153 Different directions? Different directions? 537 00:27:34,236 --> 00:27:35,547 What does that mean, different directions? 538 00:27:35,571 --> 00:27:38,032 It means... 539 00:27:38,115 --> 00:27:40,743 You know, well, well, it mea... It means... 540 00:27:40,826 --> 00:27:43,162 I'm not good at this sort of thing. I... 541 00:27:43,245 --> 00:27:45,039 You're the one who writes the speeches. 542 00:27:47,750 --> 00:27:49,251 You'll be very well taken care of. 543 00:27:49,335 --> 00:27:50,961 -Are you serious? -Look, I didn't mean 544 00:27:51,045 --> 00:27:52,981 for it to happen like this. It wasn't supposed to be now. 545 00:27:53,005 --> 00:27:56,342 I thought that, you know, once everything had calmed down a bit and... 546 00:27:56,425 --> 00:27:59,512 After the election? You mean after the election? 547 00:27:59,595 --> 00:28:02,032 After I'd got you all that way, you were gonna, what, cut me loose? 548 00:28:02,056 --> 00:28:04,975 -I made you, David. -It's not like that. 549 00:28:05,059 --> 00:28:06,936 It is exactly like that. How dare you? 550 00:28:07,019 --> 00:28:09,146 Oh, come on. Neither of us is happy. 551 00:28:09,230 --> 00:28:11,607 Why be miserable? 552 00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:13,275 Were we? 553 00:28:17,613 --> 00:28:18,864 I was... 554 00:28:20,408 --> 00:28:21,534 I was happy. 555 00:28:29,542 --> 00:28:30,835 It's not the end of the world. 556 00:28:30,918 --> 00:28:32,979 I actually feel much better now that we've spoken about it. 557 00:28:33,003 --> 00:28:34,797 Let's just get through tonight, shall we? 558 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,424 Eh, chin up. 559 00:28:37,508 --> 00:28:39,051 Don't make a scene. 560 00:28:41,470 --> 00:28:43,115 -Sandra! Gosh, it's been so long. -Oh, David! 561 00:28:43,139 --> 00:28:45,057 How are you? Oh, Tom. How's Barbara? 562 00:28:56,694 --> 00:28:58,988 -Good to see you, David. -Uh, now? Yes, of course. 563 00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:24,513 What a shame to have to kill you. 564 00:29:42,907 --> 00:29:44,283 Oi, oi, Water Relief. 565 00:29:44,366 --> 00:29:46,535 What you fucking saying? 566 00:29:46,619 --> 00:29:47,870 Whoo! 567 00:29:47,953 --> 00:29:50,831 Let's get hydrated! 568 00:29:50,915 --> 00:29:53,459 This one goes out to our Uncle Billy. 569 00:29:53,542 --> 00:29:54,960 We love you, Billy. 570 00:29:56,504 --> 00:29:57,505 ♪ Keep it down ♪ 571 00:29:57,588 --> 00:29:59,107 ♪ Shut the windows and close the door ♪ 572 00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:00,841 ♪ Turn it up 'cause you want to hear more ♪ 573 00:30:00,925 --> 00:30:02,525 ♪ Shut the windows and close the door... 574 00:30:02,593 --> 00:30:04,845 Hey. Hey, how you doing? 575 00:30:04,929 --> 00:30:06,114 -Billy! -♪ Shut the windows and close the door... 576 00:30:06,138 --> 00:30:07,723 Billy, we need to catch up. 577 00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:09,975 ♪ Shut the windows and close the door... 578 00:30:10,059 --> 00:30:12,204 -Good to see you, Billy. -I'm gonna catch up with you. 579 00:30:12,228 --> 00:30:13,103 -All right, next week. -Let's close the door 580 00:30:13,187 --> 00:30:14,688 on dehydration. Whoo! 581 00:30:14,772 --> 00:30:17,042 -I'll see you. -And remember, all proceeds 582 00:30:17,066 --> 00:30:19,735 raised tonight will go to benefit the Water Relief fund. 583 00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:21,111 And don't go anywhere, 584 00:30:21,195 --> 00:30:23,280 -'cause we will be back soon. -Debbie. 585 00:30:23,364 --> 00:30:24,657 Debbie. 586 00:30:27,284 --> 00:30:29,703 -Debbie. Debbie! -David. 587 00:30:29,787 --> 00:30:31,205 -Ian. -How do I look? 588 00:30:31,288 --> 00:30:32,498 How are... 589 00:30:32,581 --> 00:30:34,100 Fabulous as ever. How's your lovely lady wife? 590 00:30:34,124 --> 00:30:36,252 She is around. 591 00:30:36,335 --> 00:30:37,962 Oh... 592 00:30:39,255 --> 00:30:40,381 Mm-mm. 593 00:31:01,318 --> 00:31:02,444 Oh, my goodness. Sorry. 594 00:31:02,528 --> 00:31:05,072 Thank you. Thank you. 595 00:31:06,323 --> 00:31:09,577 You know, I pride myself on having a-a memory for faces, and... 596 00:31:09,660 --> 00:31:12,580 as a patron of this charity, I carefully studied the guest list 597 00:31:12,663 --> 00:31:14,790 to make sure I know every single one of these wankers. 598 00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:17,626 Then I find myself in the presence 599 00:31:17,710 --> 00:31:22,590 of this purse-dropping, jaw-dropping girl who I do not recognize. 600 00:31:23,799 --> 00:31:26,010 Which means you... 601 00:31:26,093 --> 00:31:28,137 ...are a gate-crasher. 602 00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:29,555 Ooh. 603 00:31:29,638 --> 00:31:31,724 You got me. 604 00:31:31,807 --> 00:31:34,143 I'm a last-minute plus-one. 605 00:31:34,226 --> 00:31:36,979 Actually, I'm on a date. 606 00:31:37,062 --> 00:31:39,398 -A date? -Um, although, 607 00:31:39,481 --> 00:31:43,819 embarrassingly, I-I don't know why he isn't here yet. 608 00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:47,281 Well, in his absence... 609 00:31:54,788 --> 00:31:56,457 Cheers. 610 00:31:57,708 --> 00:31:59,209 To Water Relief. 611 00:32:00,294 --> 00:32:02,046 To absent friends. 612 00:32:03,631 --> 00:32:05,257 To absent friends. 613 00:32:11,513 --> 00:32:13,557 Oh, shit. I'm so sorry. 614 00:32:13,641 --> 00:32:15,976 Oh, I'm terribly sorry. Sorry. 615 00:32:16,060 --> 00:32:18,270 Shit. Sorry. 616 00:32:18,354 --> 00:32:20,356 They're ready for you, sir. 617 00:32:20,439 --> 00:32:22,066 If you'll excuse me. 618 00:32:35,913 --> 00:32:37,706 Can I get a... 619 00:32:39,667 --> 00:32:42,169 Can I get a shot of tequila, please? 620 00:33:03,732 --> 00:33:04,858 Two more. 621 00:33:05,901 --> 00:33:07,403 Please. 622 00:33:08,445 --> 00:33:09,445 He wants a divorce. 623 00:33:10,656 --> 00:33:11,782 Mm-hmm. 624 00:33:15,327 --> 00:33:16,495 Keep 'em coming, baby. 625 00:33:17,830 --> 00:33:19,289 I'm the one who does everything. 626 00:33:19,373 --> 00:33:20,999 I run this whole operation. 627 00:33:21,083 --> 00:33:23,544 I live here because of him. 628 00:33:23,627 --> 00:33:25,879 Here. In the rain. 629 00:33:27,673 --> 00:33:29,842 My children have British accents. 630 00:33:29,925 --> 00:33:33,887 I made law review at Yale. 631 00:33:33,971 --> 00:33:36,199 I could have been anything, could have done anything, but he wants a divorce. 632 00:33:36,223 --> 00:33:40,811 He wants a divorce. 633 00:33:40,894 --> 00:33:41,895 Debbie. 634 00:33:43,939 --> 00:33:46,567 Good Lord. Steady on. 635 00:33:46,650 --> 00:33:47,776 Piss off, Ian. 636 00:33:47,860 --> 00:33:49,027 What? 637 00:33:49,737 --> 00:33:51,280 Piss off. 638 00:33:51,363 --> 00:33:54,241 Need I remind you that I'm a senior member of your husband's party? 639 00:33:56,368 --> 00:33:58,120 Not for long. 640 00:33:58,203 --> 00:34:00,664 There's a three-line whip to remove you. 641 00:34:00,748 --> 00:34:03,417 They're setting you up to take the fall at the next election. 642 00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:05,019 You're tanking the transport bill on purpose 643 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:07,629 because you're an undeclared shareholder in a rival company, 644 00:34:07,713 --> 00:34:10,132 you registered your second home as parliamentary premises 645 00:34:10,215 --> 00:34:11,675 to avoid paying taxes, 646 00:34:11,759 --> 00:34:15,012 and your wife is having an affair with the guy that did your conservatory. 647 00:34:18,139 --> 00:34:19,391 That one's on me. 648 00:34:22,143 --> 00:34:24,313 Let's amp this party up! 649 00:34:24,396 --> 00:34:27,399 ♪ Somebody said you got a new friend... 650 00:34:32,780 --> 00:34:33,781 Huh? 651 00:34:41,371 --> 00:34:43,331 ♪ I'm in the corner ♪ 652 00:34:43,415 --> 00:34:45,583 ♪ watching you kiss her ♪ 653 00:34:45,667 --> 00:34:47,460 ♪ Oh ♪ 654 00:34:49,463 --> 00:34:51,089 ♪ I'm right over here ♪ 655 00:34:51,172 --> 00:34:53,550 ♪ Why can't you see me? ♪ 656 00:34:53,634 --> 00:34:55,068 -Oh, I'm gonna have a fucking go. -Woman, get back here. 657 00:34:55,092 --> 00:34:56,469 Get off me. 658 00:34:57,596 --> 00:34:58,972 What the fuck? 659 00:34:59,056 --> 00:35:01,183 How'd you even know about the house? 660 00:35:01,266 --> 00:35:03,106 Did you Freedom of Information us or something? 661 00:35:03,143 --> 00:35:05,121 You filed it under your maiden name so it would look like 662 00:35:05,145 --> 00:35:06,748 two separate claims on your expenses allowance. 663 00:35:06,772 --> 00:35:09,691 Wow. Where the hell is David? 664 00:35:09,775 --> 00:35:11,235 He needs to take you home. 665 00:35:13,403 --> 00:35:14,863 You want David to take me home? 666 00:35:14,947 --> 00:35:16,949 You want David to take me home? 667 00:35:17,032 --> 00:35:19,326 You think David knows how to do anything? 668 00:35:19,409 --> 00:35:22,621 That man hasn't known where his house keys are for 20 years. 669 00:35:22,704 --> 00:35:25,916 I have kept this marriage afloat every day. 670 00:35:25,999 --> 00:35:27,876 I carried him every step of the way, 671 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:29,878 every step of the way, 672 00:35:29,962 --> 00:35:32,273 and now he's looked back and seen only one set of footprints 673 00:35:32,297 --> 00:35:35,467 and decided he did the whole thing on his own. 674 00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:39,304 My dreams are unimportant. 675 00:35:39,388 --> 00:35:40,514 What? 676 00:35:40,597 --> 00:35:42,516 I love that book. 677 00:35:42,599 --> 00:35:44,226 -What are you talking about? -Ooh... 678 00:35:44,309 --> 00:35:47,771 Look, I don't know what this is, but don't expect me to feel sorry for you. 679 00:35:47,855 --> 00:35:50,232 Why don't you start prying into your own family? 680 00:35:50,315 --> 00:35:52,401 Everybody knows how David makes his money. 681 00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:11,480 David. 682 00:37:37,464 --> 00:37:39,257 I'm here. 683 00:37:39,341 --> 00:37:41,551 Code Red. Full extraction. 684 00:37:41,635 --> 00:37:43,515 Extraction on the way. Cleanup team on the move. 685 00:37:43,595 --> 00:37:44,721 Get to the safe house 686 00:37:44,805 --> 00:37:46,725 -for a debrief. -I've got three men down. 687 00:37:46,807 --> 00:37:47,807 And David Claybourne. 688 00:37:47,849 --> 00:37:49,369 Does anyone have eyes on Debbie Claybourne? 689 00:37:49,393 --> 00:37:51,144 Find her and bring her to me. 690 00:37:51,228 --> 00:37:53,247 Take the first service exit, and I will meet you... 691 00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:54,564 Hello? 692 00:37:54,648 --> 00:37:56,358 Hello? 693 00:38:02,406 --> 00:38:05,200 Judith! What are you doing... 694 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:07,828 -Hi. -You look incredible. 695 00:38:07,911 --> 00:38:11,123 -Are you drunk? -No way. I've never been more sober. 696 00:38:11,206 --> 00:38:12,833 -No, no, no, no. Is that tequila? -Mm. 697 00:38:12,916 --> 00:38:15,127 -Oh, no, no. No. Come on. -I'm a new woman. 698 00:38:15,210 --> 00:38:17,647 I can do anything I want. Listen, I got to tell you something about David. 699 00:38:17,671 --> 00:38:18,940 I've got to tell you something about David. 700 00:38:18,964 --> 00:38:20,966 Oh, it's been the worst day. 701 00:38:21,049 --> 00:38:22,652 -The worst day. -I'll keep an eye... 702 00:38:22,676 --> 00:38:24,469 But I stood in my truth, I stood in my power. 703 00:38:24,553 --> 00:38:25,947 -Did you? Good girl. -I stood up for myself. 704 00:38:25,971 --> 00:38:27,198 -You would've been so proud. -About time, too. 705 00:38:27,222 --> 00:38:28,533 I got to tell you what happened. 706 00:38:28,557 --> 00:38:31,018 We're in the taxi, and I'm reading David my notes 707 00:38:31,101 --> 00:38:32,853 I made about the Water Relief gala, 708 00:38:32,936 --> 00:38:34,813 because you know how I like my notes. 709 00:38:34,896 --> 00:38:37,208 You know what he doesn't appreciate? How hard I work on the notes... 710 00:38:37,232 --> 00:38:38,459 -There's the wife! -Shit. 711 00:38:38,483 --> 00:38:39,544 How hard I work on that calendar. 712 00:38:39,568 --> 00:38:41,488 -He doesn't appreciate what I do. -Take your bag. 713 00:38:41,570 --> 00:38:43,905 You'd be so proud of me, though. I stood up for myself. 714 00:39:02,674 --> 00:39:06,261 And then she said, "Well, we all know how David makes his money." 715 00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:07,721 Like, what does that even mean? 716 00:39:07,804 --> 00:39:10,515 You know, we are really power walking today. 717 00:39:10,599 --> 00:39:11,975 Getting our steps in. 718 00:39:13,060 --> 00:39:14,394 I can't believe you're here! 719 00:39:16,188 --> 00:39:17,355 All right, girls. 720 00:39:17,439 --> 00:39:18,607 Get out. 721 00:39:21,276 --> 00:39:23,320 -Get in the nice van. -Oh! 722 00:39:23,403 --> 00:39:25,697 -Thank God! -This your address? 723 00:39:26,740 --> 00:39:28,860 I'll bring the van back tomorrow. Is that your family? 724 00:39:30,202 --> 00:39:31,762 You call the police and I'll kill them. 725 00:39:34,790 --> 00:39:35,790 Put your seat belt on. 726 00:39:35,832 --> 00:39:38,168 I am. 727 00:39:52,557 --> 00:39:54,726 Get in! 728 00:40:02,901 --> 00:40:04,194 I still have my glass. 729 00:40:06,530 --> 00:40:07,531 Sorry about the glass... 730 00:40:07,614 --> 00:40:09,783 Oh, my God. 731 00:40:13,578 --> 00:40:14,871 Why are they shooting at us? 732 00:40:14,955 --> 00:40:16,164 Whose van is this? 733 00:40:16,248 --> 00:40:18,208 Why do you have a gun? 734 00:40:23,463 --> 00:40:24,589 Take the wheel. 735 00:40:25,674 --> 00:40:27,834 -Take the wheel? Oh, my God... -Take the fucking wheel! 736 00:40:40,272 --> 00:40:42,899 Get off, get off, get off. 737 00:40:42,983 --> 00:40:44,609 Go left. Left! 738 00:40:44,693 --> 00:40:46,570 -Left! -I'm going left. I'm going left! 739 00:40:46,653 --> 00:40:48,822 Oh, my God. 740 00:40:48,905 --> 00:40:50,991 We're okay. 741 00:40:53,034 --> 00:40:55,203 Talk to me! 742 00:40:56,788 --> 00:40:58,623 I feel sick. 743 00:41:07,299 --> 00:41:09,759 What the hell?! 744 00:41:10,635 --> 00:41:11,636 This isn't happening. 745 00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:13,573 -Okay. -Oh, this isn't happening. 746 00:41:13,597 --> 00:41:15,056 This is a graveyard. 747 00:41:15,140 --> 00:41:16,725 What am I supposed to find? 748 00:41:16,808 --> 00:41:19,853 Who were those people? Why are they shooting at us? 749 00:41:19,936 --> 00:41:21,354 I can't tell you... I don't know! 750 00:41:22,856 --> 00:41:25,859 "Miss me? D.C. XX." 751 00:41:25,942 --> 00:41:28,945 -What is this? -I-I don't know. I think somebody 752 00:41:29,029 --> 00:41:32,407 -wanted me to find it. -"D.C." Debbie Claybourne. 753 00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:33,867 Those are my initials. It's me. 754 00:41:33,950 --> 00:41:35,452 -No. -What are my initials 755 00:41:35,535 --> 00:41:37,388 -doing on this thing? -Debbie, would you... wait. 756 00:41:37,412 --> 00:41:40,207 -Will you just calm down? -Calm down? Calm down?! 757 00:41:40,290 --> 00:41:42,876 You've got a gun, the-the wing mirror's been shot off, 758 00:41:42,959 --> 00:41:45,212 and I don't even know how we got into this van. 759 00:41:45,295 --> 00:41:47,756 -We stole it. -We stole it? 760 00:41:47,839 --> 00:41:49,674 We stole it? 761 00:41:49,758 --> 00:41:51,259 All right. 762 00:41:51,343 --> 00:41:52,802 Where am I meant to go? It... 763 00:41:52,886 --> 00:41:55,555 So, this is a grave? I don't... 764 00:41:55,639 --> 00:41:57,432 Oh, God, there's thousands of graves! 765 00:41:57,515 --> 00:41:59,142 Wait, wait, wait. Wait. 766 00:41:59,226 --> 00:42:00,977 They're not initials. 767 00:42:01,061 --> 00:42:03,021 "D.C. XX." Roman numerals. 768 00:42:03,104 --> 00:42:05,106 They're Roman numerals. 769 00:42:05,190 --> 00:42:06,775 -I see. -Six hundred... 770 00:42:06,858 --> 00:42:08,109 Six-twenty. 771 00:42:08,193 --> 00:42:09,569 It's 620. 772 00:42:09,653 --> 00:42:10,922 Wait, wait. Where are you going? 773 00:42:10,946 --> 00:42:13,615 I'm so sorry. I will try to explain everything to you, 774 00:42:13,698 --> 00:42:14,800 but I've got to keep you safe. 775 00:42:14,824 --> 00:42:16,034 Just stay in the van. 776 00:42:16,117 --> 00:42:17,285 Judith... 777 00:42:17,369 --> 00:42:18,495 Judith! 778 00:42:53,446 --> 00:42:55,073 I need you to open a grave for me. 779 00:42:55,156 --> 00:42:57,158 What? 780 00:42:57,242 --> 00:42:59,160 I'm not gonna ask you again. 781 00:43:22,892 --> 00:43:24,102 What does this mean? 782 00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:26,896 It's the Black Mark. 783 00:43:30,650 --> 00:43:32,569 Pirate code. It means someone wants you dead. 784 00:43:34,904 --> 00:43:37,866 I didn't know there was a Book of Judith in the Bible. 785 00:43:37,949 --> 00:43:39,951 It's not in the Bible. 786 00:43:40,035 --> 00:43:41,411 It's in the apocrypha. 787 00:43:42,662 --> 00:43:43,788 Judith. 788 00:43:44,622 --> 00:43:45,915 Was she a saint? 789 00:43:48,001 --> 00:43:49,419 No. 790 00:43:51,296 --> 00:43:52,922 S-She was an assassin. 791 00:44:00,555 --> 00:44:02,349 Did you just hear all of that? 792 00:44:06,353 --> 00:44:07,729 The assassin part? 793 00:44:10,023 --> 00:44:12,233 Are you an assassin? 794 00:44:18,406 --> 00:44:19,407 Yep. 795 00:44:24,579 --> 00:44:26,748 How... 796 00:44:26,831 --> 00:44:27,874 How-how...? 797 00:44:27,957 --> 00:44:29,637 How long have I been an assassin? 798 00:44:33,505 --> 00:44:34,964 Almost 29 years. 799 00:44:47,143 --> 00:44:50,688 Yeah, I've got the extraction team here, sir. It is under control. 800 00:44:50,772 --> 00:44:52,649 No sign of Billy Donovan. 801 00:44:54,150 --> 00:44:55,944 Uh, well, I don't know where she is. 802 00:44:57,112 --> 00:44:59,030 Because she threw away her tracker. 803 00:45:00,323 --> 00:45:03,618 Oh, well, is that, is that really necess... 804 00:45:04,702 --> 00:45:05,829 No. No, no, I understand. 805 00:45:05,912 --> 00:45:07,372 She knows the rules, so... 806 00:45:07,455 --> 00:45:09,958 I will make sure that... 807 00:45:14,337 --> 00:45:16,214 Find her. 808 00:45:22,429 --> 00:45:23,930 Welcome to McDonald's. 809 00:45:24,013 --> 00:45:25,140 Hello. 810 00:45:25,223 --> 00:45:26,903 Uh, could I have two Big Mac meals, please, 811 00:45:26,975 --> 00:45:29,727 um, one banana shake, one strawberry shake, regular fries... 812 00:45:29,811 --> 00:45:32,605 -Large. -Uh, large fries. 813 00:45:55,753 --> 00:45:58,423 So, every day I've known you, 814 00:45:58,506 --> 00:46:01,509 for 20 years, you've been an assassin. 815 00:46:02,552 --> 00:46:04,262 You kill people. 816 00:46:05,263 --> 00:46:07,265 -Bad people. -People. 817 00:46:08,641 --> 00:46:09,976 And every day you lied to me. 818 00:46:10,059 --> 00:46:11,895 Every day. 819 00:46:14,063 --> 00:46:15,648 Is your name Judith? 820 00:46:15,732 --> 00:46:18,276 -Yes! -On your birth certificate? 821 00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:20,403 No. 822 00:46:21,863 --> 00:46:23,072 What's your name? 823 00:46:26,576 --> 00:46:27,785 Oh. 824 00:46:28,786 --> 00:46:30,497 Oh. Got it. 825 00:46:30,580 --> 00:46:33,208 So... 826 00:46:35,126 --> 00:46:37,253 are we friends? Or... 827 00:46:37,337 --> 00:46:38,755 Or... 828 00:46:38,838 --> 00:46:41,341 or was I, like, an alias? 829 00:46:41,424 --> 00:46:43,051 Or a-a... 830 00:46:43,134 --> 00:46:45,303 -a cover? -No. No. 831 00:46:45,386 --> 00:46:46,804 I just couldn't... 832 00:46:46,888 --> 00:46:48,223 It wasn't... 833 00:46:48,306 --> 00:46:50,975 -It's not, it's not like that... -So, this is not... 834 00:46:51,059 --> 00:46:52,185 This isn't real. 835 00:46:52,268 --> 00:46:54,395 Yes, it's real. 836 00:46:54,479 --> 00:46:56,439 -Yes, it's real. This is real. -I want to go home. 837 00:46:56,523 --> 00:46:59,359 No, I... I don't think we can do that. 838 00:46:59,442 --> 00:47:01,736 I've been shot at, I've been chased, 839 00:47:01,819 --> 00:47:04,572 I drove a vehicle I'm not even insured on... 840 00:47:04,656 --> 00:47:07,492 and my best friend is a... 841 00:47:08,785 --> 00:47:11,412 stranger. 842 00:47:11,496 --> 00:47:12,664 And my husband... 843 00:47:14,999 --> 00:47:18,044 There's something that I think you should know about David. 844 00:47:18,127 --> 00:47:19,855 Ho, there's something you need to know about David. 845 00:47:19,879 --> 00:47:22,215 I've been trying to tell you this whole time. 846 00:47:22,298 --> 00:47:25,343 -He's dead. -He left me. 847 00:47:25,426 --> 00:47:26,844 -What? -What? 848 00:47:31,432 --> 00:47:33,434 We've got to get out of here. 849 00:48:00,461 --> 00:48:02,088 Oh, my God, more of you. 850 00:48:02,171 --> 00:48:03,631 Who are you people? 851 00:48:03,715 --> 00:48:04,966 Did she open the grave? 852 00:48:06,050 --> 00:48:07,093 Yeah. 853 00:48:07,176 --> 00:48:11,097 There wasn't a body, there was a page from the Bible. 854 00:48:11,180 --> 00:48:14,350 It's not the Bible, it's the apocrypha. 855 00:48:14,434 --> 00:48:15,977 Why'd she leave you alive? 856 00:48:17,061 --> 00:48:21,482 She said no one would believe me if I told anybody. 857 00:48:23,526 --> 00:48:26,321 She always had a weakness when it came to civilians. 858 00:48:27,614 --> 00:48:29,991 No. Please. 859 00:48:30,074 --> 00:48:31,701 I'll tell you everything they said. 860 00:48:35,705 --> 00:48:36,831 "They"? 861 00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:39,542 Yeah. Two of them. They left together. 862 00:48:41,336 --> 00:48:43,171 I can help you find them. 863 00:48:44,172 --> 00:48:46,007 I know how to find them. 864 00:48:53,348 --> 00:48:54,974 So every day I've known you, 865 00:48:55,058 --> 00:48:56,976 for 20 years, you lied to me. 866 00:48:57,935 --> 00:49:01,564 What's the correct response to discovering your best friend is a murderer? 867 00:49:01,648 --> 00:49:02,815 I'm not a murderer. 868 00:49:02,899 --> 00:49:04,484 I'm an assassin. 869 00:49:04,567 --> 00:49:06,527 I kill really awful, 870 00:49:06,611 --> 00:49:08,279 -terrible people. -For money. 871 00:49:08,363 --> 00:49:10,782 Well, if I did it for free, I'd be a serial killer. 872 00:49:14,243 --> 00:49:15,929 I'm looking for my husband's money. 873 00:49:15,953 --> 00:49:18,331 The 24 million pounds he stole. 874 00:49:18,414 --> 00:49:20,291 I'm coming with you. 875 00:49:20,375 --> 00:49:22,085 Are you insane? You want to take a civilian 876 00:49:22,168 --> 00:49:24,170 on assignment? Who is she? 877 00:49:24,253 --> 00:49:26,023 She's the most important thing in the world to me. 878 00:49:26,047 --> 00:49:27,882 What is she, FBI? CIA? 879 00:49:27,965 --> 00:49:29,008 She's my best friend. 880 00:49:30,093 --> 00:49:31,803 I've been trying to catch you up. 881 00:49:31,886 --> 00:49:33,221 But you were going so fast. 882 00:49:34,889 --> 00:49:36,950 So sorry, sir, but we thought you were going to kill us. 883 00:49:36,974 --> 00:49:38,744 -Is it because I'm big, yeah? -No, no, no, no. 884 00:49:38,768 --> 00:49:40,436 You are perfectly proportioned. 885 00:49:41,771 --> 00:49:42,939 Make a choice. Your friend 886 00:49:43,022 --> 00:49:44,482 or this organization. 887 00:49:44,565 --> 00:49:46,609 Someone is coming. 888 00:49:46,693 --> 00:49:47,902 -Mrs. Claybourne. -Ah! 889 00:49:49,278 --> 00:49:51,614 You're not even gonna give me one fry? 890 00:49:51,698 --> 00:49:54,178 Oh, we can feed him something. It's not like he's our prisoner. 891 00:49:54,992 --> 00:49:56,536 He is literally our prisoner. 892 00:49:58,204 --> 00:49:59,765 How long is it since you've had sex? 893 00:49:59,789 --> 00:50:01,290 I am not talking about this. 894 00:50:01,374 --> 00:50:03,054 I mean, when was the last time you had sex? 895 00:50:04,794 --> 00:50:06,045 Thursday. 896 00:50:07,630 --> 00:50:08,798 Thursday? 897 00:50:08,881 --> 00:50:11,175 The way you guys look out for each other. 898 00:50:11,259 --> 00:50:12,468 It's nice. 899 00:50:12,552 --> 00:50:14,178 If it means protecting her, 900 00:50:14,262 --> 00:50:15,096 there's nothing I wouldn't do. 901 00:50:19,350 --> 00:50:21,978 I just jumped from a moving train and I'm alive! 902 00:50:22,061 --> 00:50:23,813 Alive! 903 00:50:27,692 --> 00:50:29,694 Ooh. Oh...